I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Everclear isn't food dammit
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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