Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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