god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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