And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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