Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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