Your face is a jimmy john
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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