theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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