I'm sorry my penis didn't work
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
soo... how was my night?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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