i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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