So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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