should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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