haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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