i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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