So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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