Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
