I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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