no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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