so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
