scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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