he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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