I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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