this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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