That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I did not marry a roomba.
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