is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Bring me that man meat
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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