i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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