What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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