Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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