we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Come back. Shots need mouths.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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