Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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