Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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