i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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