covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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