pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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