there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
its liver damage thursday
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
