If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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