sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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