I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
my liver is dry heaving
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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