all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
