He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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