I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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