i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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