Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I skipped work to stalk him.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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