She announced her abortion via fbk
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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