So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
