Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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