This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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