You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
