dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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