you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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