Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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