He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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