Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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