I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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